Welcome to my NSFW menagerie of gymbunnies, trolls, bears, ponyboys and other male varmints. It’s been my life’s work to make fun of gay and straight masculine ideals and my own sexually retarded fantasies. I’ve made it my pet project to post an image a day on this tumblr blog from my twenty-year archive of work. All of the life drawings posted here were done in the last three years. I loathed life drawing way back in art school, so it has been a real surprise how much I enjoy doing it now. It helps that I’ve been attending “erotic” drawing classes. Please feel free to re-blog. www.robclarke.net Tumblr (3.0; @robclarke)http://robclarke.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/436876949e4ddbf10af65c063235196d/tumblr_mn4qvsURlr1ql3al0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bottoms Up - here’s the ELEVENTH poster that I’ve done for the Up Your Alley street fair in San Francisco.</p>http://robclarke.tumblr.com/post/51165485183http://robclarke.tumblr.com/post/51165485183Thu, 23 May 2013 15:30:33 -0400Rob Clarkeup your alley<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f2c634d115831f58340e61309dbdfc82/tumblr_mmyijsFMWa1ql3al0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Scoot the Chow Hound</strong>, 2010</p> <p>That’s for my Scoot series. I wish someone had told me that a dog is for life, not just for Christmas.</p>http://robclarke.tumblr.com/post/51087278150http://robclarke.tumblr.com/post/51087278150Wed, 22 May 2013 15:30:22 -0400Rob Clarke<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bd835cbc272cf600f0071ac84a4171a9/tumblr_mmyigdlQ5X1ql3al0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Some Dog</strong>, 2010</p>http://robclarke.tumblr.com/post/51007128956http://robclarke.tumblr.com/post/51007128956Tue, 21 May 2013 15:30:34 -0400Rob Clarke<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b7a02491d12ace864cc091d7adbad7aa/tumblr_mmyio3iYN31ql3al0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Thirsty Scoot</strong>, 2010</p> <p>Scoot would be nonplussed whenever he saw me taking a dump in his water bowl.</p>http://robclarke.tumblr.com/post/50925769043http://robclarke.tumblr.com/post/50925769043Mon, 20 May 2013 15:30:20 -0400Rob Clarke<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b1b998bba0c401d0e6f4325c517ba939/tumblr_mmyii4tG6I1ql3al0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Helper Monkeys Hosing Down a Stinky Scoot</strong>, 2010</p> <p>I had high hopes that Scoot would join the pantheon of cartoon dogs with Marmeduke, Snoopy and Scooby-doo.</p>http://robclarke.tumblr.com/post/50842948199http://robclarke.tumblr.com/post/50842948199Sun, 19 May 2013 15:30:38 -0400Rob Clarke<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/08da1a237f19f38c2e404cd291ac9850/tumblr_mmyiffzk9x1ql3al0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Scoot, the ol’ Fleabag</strong>, 2010</p>http://robclarke.tumblr.com/post/50750348393http://robclarke.tumblr.com/post/50750348393Sat, 18 May 2013 15:30:28 -0400Rob Clarke<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cf2fa6eda8a279ced0f5e50c5bff3089/tumblr_mmn2naZjAd1ql3al0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Scoot Wants To Play</strong>, 2010</p>http://robclarke.tumblr.com/post/50668824990http://robclarke.tumblr.com/post/50668824990Fri, 17 May 2013 15:30:21 -0400Rob Clarke<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/191b9d8949eb6cce9086a75d65ead157/tumblr_mmn2lytoFG1ql3al0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Scoot Going Bananas</strong>, 2010</p>http://robclarke.tumblr.com/post/50593613358http://robclarke.tumblr.com/post/50593613358Thu, 16 May 2013 15:30:42 -0400Rob Clarke<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dec217cf2598c6536808a981da6f7f25/tumblr_mmn2o0rf8i1ql3al0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Scoot Spent</strong>, 2010</p> <p>Scoot was basically just a four-legged spunk factory.</p>http://robclarke.tumblr.com/post/50512954556http://robclarke.tumblr.com/post/50512954556Wed, 15 May 2013 15:30:21 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fca655468bbc9df19f14f839b667ce4f/tumblr_mmn2ju1iYC1ql3al0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Scoot Beggin’</strong>, 2010</p>http://robclarke.tumblr.com/post/50436775073http://robclarke.tumblr.com/post/50436775073Tue, 14 May 2013 15:30:21 -0400Rob Clarke<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e19ab70eef98c57ceaf4523c718ed001/tumblr_mmn2pfEsvu1ql3al0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Scoot Waiting For His Turn To Perform</strong>, 2010</p>http://robclarke.tumblr.com/post/50358968779http://robclarke.tumblr.com/post/50358968779Mon, 13 May 2013 15:30:39 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c4ba1aeeb3f92f6bd37797c0880633c9/tumblr_mmcignVFOu1ql3al0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Scoot Chasing His Tail</strong>, 2010</p> <p>Try as he might, he never catches that wily thing.</p>http://robclarke.tumblr.com/post/50280483689http://robclarke.tumblr.com/post/50280483689Sun, 12 May 2013 15:30:31 -0400Rob Clarke<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f21f7ab91ab5a94c4613688bb83e6f94/tumblr_mmn2sktORk1ql3al0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Island Scoot,</strong> 2010</p> <p>Scoot had so many owners. He got passed around like a pack of cigarettes.</p>http://robclarke.tumblr.com/post/50188008988http://robclarke.tumblr.com/post/50188008988Sat, 11 May 2013 15:30:33 -0400Rob Clarke<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c7705bd507856c07854fd96411f3a5d4/tumblr_mmci756stY1ql3al0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Scoot Loves Attention</strong>, 2010</p> <p>Scoot always gets a boner when he performs in front of an audience.</p>http://robclarke.tumblr.com/post/50105468379http://robclarke.tumblr.com/post/50105468379Fri, 10 May 2013 15:30:42 -0400Rob Clarke<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5fa84b48206a1d915412b82d7eb8091f/tumblr_mmcibkZlRy1ql3al0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Scoot Scooting</strong>, 2010</p> <p>Scoot is long gone but he left his mark on my life. Skid marks that is.</p>http://robclarke.tumblr.com/post/50029060268http://robclarke.tumblr.com/post/50029060268Thu, 09 May 2013 15:30:26 -0400Rob Clarke<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8c8e1bfff528e7c8759dfa3007c7fc71/tumblr_mmcio1h2bJ1ql3al0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Scoot Chasing a Ball</strong>, 2010</p> <p>I learned my lesson and was careful not to play fetch with Scoot II anywhere near the highway.</p>http://robclarke.tumblr.com/post/49950386011http://robclarke.tumblr.com/post/49950386011Wed, 08 May 2013 15:30:22 -0400Rob Clarke<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3789b5bb41210e2edba63d5538b7f8ca/tumblr_mmci32qXQ91ql3al0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Scoot the Big Ol’ ‘Fraidy Cat.</strong> 2010</p> <p>Scoot’s mighty low-hangers were just another cat toy to <span>Mr. Whiskertons</span>.</p>http://robclarke.tumblr.com/post/49871630441http://robclarke.tumblr.com/post/49871630441Tue, 07 May 2013 15:30:23 -0400Rob Clarke<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a431a20a2e45993a7316f85d560ff530/tumblr_mmchy2Rrap1ql3al0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Scoot Hates Bath Day</strong>, 2010</p> <p>In these Scoot drawings I was trying to find the sweet spot between being sadistic and sentimental. </p>http://robclarke.tumblr.com/post/49791547720http://robclarke.tumblr.com/post/49791547720Mon, 06 May 2013 15:30:20 -0400Rob Clarke<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ca5845265db757b4dc50f0f5eafca1d8/tumblr_mm8ivxRDV51ql3al0o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>World of Wonder, 2010</p>http://robclarke.tumblr.com/post/49709495408http://robclarke.tumblr.com/post/49709495408Sun, 05 May 2013 15:30:31 -0400Rob Clarke<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1914ad47e015478fb22ea3cd0ae22ee1/tumblr_mm3f5sIeSU1ql3al0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Lazy Sunday</strong>, 2010</p>http://robclarke.tumblr.com/post/49615331079http://robclarke.tumblr.com/post/49615331079Sat, 04 May 2013 15:30:17 -0400Rob Clarke